Madam’s Organ Restaurant & Bar
Where the beautiful people go to get ugly!
Appetizers
Chips and Salsa | $2.99 |
Nery’s Guacamole Authentic spicy Mexican (by way of El Salvador) dip. Serve with white flour tortilla chips. | $3.99 |
Basket of Fries | $3.99 |
Antonio’s Cheese Fries Sloppy, Messy, Filling & Fun. (Somebody’s gotta live like this) Add $1 for chili. | $4.99 |
Deborah’s Vegetarian Nachos Lots of terrific ingredients - just very mixed up! Refried beans, onions, bell peppers and cheese, served with sour cream and homemade salsa. w/Beef Chili (on request) Add $1 | $4.99 |
Vic’s Jalapeno Poppers w/cream cheese Mexican (by way of Maryland) jalapeños stuffed with smooth cream cheese and a lot of self-importance. | $5.99 |
Namuuna’s Spinach and Cheese Dip Who wouldn’t want to dip into this? Hot, creamy, smooth, served with white flour tortilla chips. | $6.99 |
Ta’s Tijuana Hot Wings Hotter then your sister. Served with bleu cheese dressing (to take the edge off) and celery. | $6.99 |
Idallia’s Quesadilla Cheesy, overstuffed flour tortillas with peppers and onions. Definitely enough for two, but don’t tell Tony. w/grilled chicken add $1 | $6.99 |
Maria’s Chicken Tenders For those who like their chicken in strips. Fried to keep them moist and succulent. | $7.99 |
Krista’s Calamari Double cooked, deep fried then sautéed w/ southwestern vegetables & chili peppers. A little feisty. | $7.99 |
Mike’s Shrimp Basket Who cares if shrimp don’t have a brain, they still taste great. | $7.99 |
Hannah’s Sampler (Try it all... because you know she has) Choose any three appetizers. | $10.99 |
Soups and Salads
Josh’s Soup of the Day Always hearty and always healthy. Ask your server because it changes daily just like his plans. |
$3.99 (cup) $5.99 (bowl) |
Doug’s Chili Bowl Meaty, Beefy, Big, & Bouncy - the best you've ever had, definitely a meal-in-a-bowl. |
$5.99 |
Keith’s Simple Salad. Keep it simple, but make sure it’s pretty... fresh mixed salad w/veggies and cheese w/choice of dressing* |
$6.99 |
Meredith’s Grilled Chicken Salad. Young, healthy, grilled breast strips (ouch!) over a bed of veggie salad w/ choice of dressing* |
$7.99 |
* Italian, Bleu Cheese, Honey Mustard, or Ranch
Madam’s Organ: the Heart of Adam’s Morgan
Specials
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Sundays |
Buy one entrée get the second 1/2 price |
Mondays |
25 Cent Tijuana Hot Wings - Hotter than your sister, and cheaper too!! |
Tuesdays |
1/2 price Adam’s Meatloaf |
Wednesdays |
1/2 price Tim’s Country Fried Steak |
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Thursdays |
1/2 Price Burgers |
Fridays and Saturdays |
1/2 Price Appetizers from 5-8 pm. |
Ervin’s daily special: Very special, but very secretive too ask your server and she will whisper it to you. | |
Try our Oyster Shooters | |
Sandwiches
all sandwiches served with fries
Steve’s Grilled Cheese. Who woulda thunk it, what a brilliant man. Two pieces or bread with cheese in between, | $4.99 |
Rae’s Garden Burger. If this tastes as good as she looks we will all be vegetarians. | $5.99 |
Bill Clinton Burger Fat All-American, with a large dill and a slice on the side | $6.99 |
Keisa’s Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich. Bigga-Bigga breasts with shiny stuff rubbed all over them (marinade) - Everybody loves them! | $7.99 |
Lennon’s Steak & Cheese. It’s so big, so meaty, so cheesy that it thinks it runs the place. Served w/ Swiss cheese, fried onions, lettuce, tomatoes, and Mayo. | $6.99 |
Jesse D’s Fish Sandwich. New England battered Pollock fillet, lettuce, and tomato, served on a sub role w/ secret tartar sauce. | $5.99 |
Duggan’s Oyster Po’ Boys Po’, Po’ Bill... Somebody please buy this tasty New Orleans staple so that the Po’ Duggan boys can eat | $7.99 |
Ralph’s “Pulling” Pork (His Whole Life) He’s spent a lifetime practicing, one pull at a time. Served with a Tangy, not so sweet North Carolina Sauce and our homemade coleslaw. | $7.99 |
Madam’s Soul Food Menu
Entrées
These are some big portions so bring a big appetite.
It’s comfort food w/ 2 big side orders and homemade cornbread
Carlos’ Fried Chicken (our House Specialty). Our Soul Food Specialist (SFS) has made this crispy, seasoned southern style from Grandma’s secret recipe. Absolute satisfaction guaranteed or your money back (from Jimmy at Asylum). Remember, the chicken is extra good so it takes extra time, sit back and enjoy the ambiance while you wait. | $10.99 |
Ben’s BBQ Chicken Seasoned to bark and sometimes bites, slow baked (not half baked) in our secret sauce. | $10.99 |
Adam’s Meatloaf (but not often he says) Seasoned and baked to perfection, just like mama used to make. Now with a College Degree. | $9.99 |
Tim “the Hulk’s” Country Fried Steak. Hand breaded beef steak, deep fried served with homemade gravy - and guaranteed to make you grow! | $9.99 |
Lauren’s BBQ Ribs. She’ll tell you over and over and over how everyone wants some. Cooked for comfort, not for speed and | $11.99 |
Paul’s Pork Chops (Thick and Juicy) Seasoned by hand. Served grilled or fried, so you can go either way... just like him. | $11.99 |
Heather’s Fish Fry A Catholic Friday tradition with a recipe made famous at Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt Convent, now available every day. Big portions of fried Pollock - she’s a-finger-lickin’ good. | $9.99 |
Big Kris’ Big Seafood Platter. It got him to 6’6”; see what it can do for you... Fish, shrimp, scallops, oysters, clam strips all lightly battered and tenderly fried. Served with Fries, coleslaw, tarter and cocktail sauces. (No Substitutions) | $13.99 |
Amy’s Veggie Plate. Those succulent devils look great as a pair but now you get your choice of THREE. | $7.99 |
Large Side Orders (Almost a Meal): $3.99
Sweet Corn Cole Slaw French Fries Red Beans n’ Rice Collard Greens White Rice Macaroni and Cheese Fried Okra String Beans Candied Yams Mashed Potatoes Potato Salad
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Deserts
Dominique’s Apple Bottom. A hot apple turnover served with vanilla ice cream. |
$4.99 |
Madam’s Orgasm Hot Chocolate Cake Hot Fudge filled volcano cake over vanilla ice cream. |
$5.99 |
Please understand that the 99 cents on your menu is a cheap marketing tool intended to fool you into thinking that the prices are
Lower than they are. You will actually be charged a penny more per item.
We will not apologize for this and you will probably not notice anyway.——BD
**To our customers: We love you like family, however, unlike your mother, our staff works for tips.
Please repeat this line silently, “I will tip, I will tip, I will tip.”
The traditional minimum in the USA, planet Earth is 15%
For parties of four or more there will be an 18% gratuity added. Also, no separate checks for parties of five or more.