Madam’s Organ Restaurant & Bar

Where the beautiful people go to get ugly!

 

Appetizers

Chips and Salsa

$2.99

Nery’s Guacamole

    Authentic spicy Mexican (by way of El Salvador) dip.   Serve with white flour tortilla chips. 

$3.99

Basket of Fries

$3.99

Antonio’s Cheese Fries

     Sloppy, Messy, Filling & Fun. (Somebody’s gotta live like this)    Add $1 for chili.

$4.99

Deborah’s Vegetarian Nachos

    Lots of terrific ingredients - just very mixed up!  Refried beans, onions, bell peppers and cheese, served with  sour cream and homemade salsa.

    w/Beef Chili (on request) Add $1

$4.99

Vic’s Jalapeno Poppers w/cream cheese

    Mexican (by way of Maryland) jalapeños stuffed with smooth cream cheese and a lot of self-importance.

$5.99

Namuuna’s Spinach and Cheese Dip

    Who wouldn’t want to dip into this?  Hot, creamy, smooth, served with white flour tortilla chips.

$6.99

Ta’s Tijuana Hot Wings

    Hotter then your sister.  Served with bleu cheese dressing (to take the edge off) and celery.

$6.99

Idallia’s Quesadilla

    Cheesy, overstuffed flour tortillas with peppers and onions.  Definitely enough for two, but don’t tell Tony. 

    w/grilled chicken  add $1

$6.99

Maria’s Chicken Tenders

    For those who like their chicken in strips. Fried to keep them moist and succulent.
   Served w/honey mustard dipping sauce.

$7.99

Krista’s Calamari

    Double cooked, deep fried then sautéed w/ southwestern vegetables & chili peppers.  A little feisty. 
   Actually, very feisty
.

$7.99

Mike’s Shrimp Basket

    Who cares if shrimp don’t have a brain, they still taste great.

$7.99

Hannah’s Sampler (Try it all... because you know she has)

    Choose any three appetizers.

$10.99

 

Soups and Salads

Josh’s Soup of the Day

    Always hearty and always healthy.  Ask your server because it changes daily just like his plans. 
    Served with crackers or cornbread

$3.99 (cup)

$5.99 (bowl)

Doug’s Chili Bowl

    Meaty, Beefy, Big, & Bouncy - the best you've ever had, definitely a meal-in-a-bowl. 
    Served w/chopped onions, melted cheese, and tortilla chips.

$5.99

Keith’s Simple Salad.

    Keep it simple, but make sure it’s pretty... fresh mixed salad w/veggies and cheese w/choice of dressing*

$6.99

Meredith’s Grilled Chicken Salad.

    Young, healthy, grilled breast strips (ouch!) over a bed of veggie salad w/ choice of dressing*

$7.99

* Italian, Bleu Cheese, Honey Mustard, or Ranch

 

 

 

Madam’s Organ: the Heart of Adam’s Morgan

Specials

Sundays    

Buy one entrée get the second 1/2 price

Mondays    

25 Cent Tijuana Hot Wings - Hotter than your sister, and cheaper too!!

Tuesdays    

1/2 price Adam’s Meatloaf

Wednesdays    

1/2 price Tim’s Country Fried Steak

Thursdays    

1/2 Price Burgers

Fridays and Saturdays    

1/2 Price Appetizers from 5-8 pm.

Ervin’s daily special: Very special, but very secretive too  ask your server and she will whisper it to you.

Try our Oyster Shooters

 

Sandwiches
all sandwiches served with fries

Steve’s Grilled Cheese.

   Who woulda thunk it, what a brilliant man.  Two pieces or bread with cheese in between,
   grilled with butter... Add 5c for tomato.    

$4.99

Rae’s Garden Burger.

   If this tastes as good as she looks we will all be vegetarians.

$5.99

Bill Clinton Burger

   Fat All-American, with a large dill and a slice on the side
   ($1.00 off for women who have slept with the Pres., Limit: 3 per table).

$6.99

Keisa’s Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich.

     Bigga-Bigga breasts with shiny stuff rubbed all over them (marinade) - Everybody loves them!

$7.99

Lennon’s Steak & Cheese.

   It’s so big, so meaty, so cheesy that it thinks it runs the place.  Served w/ Swiss cheese, fried onions, lettuce, tomatoes, and Mayo.

$6.99

Jesse D’s Fish Sandwich.

   New England battered Pollock fillet, lettuce, and tomato, served on a sub role w/ secret tartar sauce.
   It’s big and goofy, but, oh so tasty!!
  

$5.99

Duggan’s Oyster Po’ Boys

   Po’, Po’ Bill... Somebody please buy this tasty New Orleans staple so that the Po’ Duggan boys can eat
   tomorrow!  (Four fresh prime oysters, hand battered and served on a toasted sub roll w/ lettuce tomato
   and tartar sauce).

$7.99

Ralph’s “Pulling” Pork (His Whole Life)

   He’s spent a lifetime practicing, one pull at a time.  Served with a Tangy, not so sweet North Carolina Sauce and our homemade coleslaw.

$7.99

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Madam’s Soul Food Menu

 

Entrées

These are some big portions so bring a big appetite. 

It’s comfort food w/ 2 big side orders and homemade cornbread

Carlos’ Fried Chicken (our House Specialty).

   Our Soul Food Specialist (SFS) has made this crispy, seasoned southern style from Grandma’s secret recipe.  Absolute satisfaction guaranteed or your money back (from Jimmy at Asylum).  Remember, the chicken is extra good so it takes extra time, sit back and enjoy the ambiance while you wait.   

$10.99

Ben’s BBQ Chicken

   Seasoned to bark and sometimes bites, slow baked (not half baked) in our secret sauce.

$10.99

Adam’s Meatloaf (but not often he says)

   Seasoned and baked to perfection, just like mama used to make.  Now with a College Degree.

$9.99

Tim “the Hulk’s” Country Fried Steak.

   Hand breaded beef steak, deep fried served with homemade gravy - and guaranteed to make you grow!

$9.99

Lauren’s BBQ Ribs.

   She’ll tell you over and over and over how everyone wants some.  Cooked for comfort, not for speed and
   marinated to perfection, served w/ a spicy, tangy, not too sweet sauce, mmmmmmmmm!!!   

$11.99

Paul’s Pork Chops (Thick and Juicy)

   Seasoned by hand.  Served grilled or fried, so you can go either way... just like him.

$11.99

Heather’s Fish Fry

   A Catholic Friday tradition with a recipe made famous at Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt Convent, now available every day.  Big portions of fried Pollock - she’s a-finger-lickin’ good.

$9.99

Big Kris’ Big Seafood Platter.

   It got him to 6’6”; see what it can do for you... Fish, shrimp, scallops, oysters, clam strips all lightly battered and tenderly fried.  Served with Fries, coleslaw, tarter and cocktail sauces.  (No Substitutions)

$13.99

Amy’s Veggie Plate.

   Those succulent devils look great as a pair but now you get your choice of THREE.

$7.99

 

 

Large Side Orders (Almost a Meal):   $3.99

 

         Sweet Corn                                     Cole Slaw                                    French Fries

         Red Beans n’ Rice                           Collard Greens                           White Rice

         Macaroni and Cheese                     Fried Okra                                  String Beans

         Candied Yams                                Mashed Potatoes                         Potato Salad

 

 

 

 

 

Deserts

Dominique’s Apple Bottom.

   A hot apple turnover served with vanilla ice cream.

$4.99

Madam’s Orgasm Hot Chocolate Cake

   Hot Fudge filled volcano cake over vanilla ice cream.

$5.99


 

Please understand that the 99 cents on your menu is a cheap marketing tool intended to fool you into thinking that the prices are

Lower than they are.  You will actually be charged a penny more per item. 

We will not apologize for this and you will probably not notice anyway.——BD

 

**To our customers:  We love you like family, however, unlike your mother, our staff works for tips.

Please repeat this line silently, “I will tip, I will tip, I will tip.”

The traditional minimum in the USA, planet Earth is 15%

 

For parties of four or more there will be an 18% gratuity added.  Also, no separate checks for parties of five or more.